We here at Carectomy.com can’t get enough of the cycling-based stuff. As with anything, this love can be taken too far. While extreme bike-love would typically conjure up images of keeping a rig super-clean, plastering your skin with bike tattoos, or bolting a bike chain around your neck… Robert Stewart took his obsession further than I thought possible.
Two hotel maids at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, Scotland opened the door to Mr. Stewart’s room to find him standing bottomless and “holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."
According to the Telegraph, Mr. Stewart is not the first U.K. citizen charged with “sexual breach of the peace” with an inanimate object: Karl Watkins was, and I quote, “jailed for having sex with pavements.”
Given the choice, I think that Carectomy can, um, get behind the sex with bicycles more so than the “sex with pavements.” I have to assume that both Mr. Stewart and the bicycle were consenting participants. And the deed was done behind closed doors after all…
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Most Americans who regularly ride bicycles ride bicycles for fitness or pleasure. Very few Americans use their bicycle as a utility, as we do with our cars.
There have been better designs for bicycles for about a century. Politics in the world of competitive biking have kept these alternate designs down. These designs are better suited for using bicycles for everyday transportation and shopping.
If you want more to use bikes instead of cars these are the bikes to encourage people to try:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recumbent_bicycle
How’d you miss the Xtracycle? It’s what I’ve got instead of a car.
Seems some of teh bicycle sellers are figuring out that there’s a non-competitive market out there, tho’ they’re a little sluggish at figuring ‘em out. Wish they’d figure ouit turn signals, myself.