| Indians of the Concrete Jungle |
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| Written by Joshua Liberles | |
| Saturday, 13 October 2007 | |
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Swedish Indians have taken to the streets! Bet you never thought you’d read that headline… At any rate, a Swedish group, going by the moniker The Indians of the Concrete Jungle, are fed up with the prevalence of SUVs in The actions come in response to the group’s frustration with their countrymen. Their website claims that new cars on Swedish roads emit 20% more that the European average, and that the country is far more polluting than it needs to be. Their simple solution begins with either a piece of gravel or a bean, which is inserted into the air valves of the offending SUV’s tires before the covering cap is replaced. 10 seconds of activity and the tires will hiss themselves flat. Though there has been animosity directed at the group, including an SUV-happy reactionary “Cowboys of the Concrete Jungle” who threatened to “deflate the Indians’ necks,” the Indians claim success simply by bringing national attention to global warming and carbon emissions. The Indians of the Concrete Jungle are determined to continue their campaign of disarmament. If it is done repeatedly and on a massive scale, deflating tires will develop from a slight annoyance in the eyes of the owners into a real obstacle for driving SUVs. Imagine waking up to a car without air in the tires every morning, or even once a week! Letter to SUV owners from The Indians of the Concrete Jungle: Your SUV kills! Comments (0)
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